In a society where a woman is often criticized for the way she chooses to present herself to the world, I wonder what allows certain women the privilege of being exempt from judgment: By certain women, I do mean the Kardashian women.
It is no secret that the Kardashian women are never made to answer for their lack of respectability, their fetishization with any culture but their own and their unwillingness to stand in solidarity with the cultures they appropriate and fetishize every day. Specifically black culture.
Kardashian privilege allows Khloe, Kim, Kendall and Kylie the opportunity to live and thrive as carefree and unapologetic black women. It allows them to imitate the features of a black woman but not the plight of the black woman. It allows Khloe to twerk on camera and to post it comfortably because she knows it will be seen as “having fun.” Meanwhile, black women twerking on camera is “what strippers do” or “they don’t respect themselves” or “this is what’s wrong with women today.” Why is that? How can Khloe, Kylie, and Kim go pay for a body in my image and are allowed to live more comfortably in it than I am allowed to?
Call it what it is, Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner are unfit to be parents and have ultimately exploited their children and turned it into a lucrative business.
The Kardashians are preying on black men. Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner cooked up an entire lie about the sex tape between Ray-J and Kim Kardashian, Ray-J who at the time was doing okay for himself and his brand, I mean we knew who he was before the sex tape not only as Brandys little brother but as Dorian from the Moesha show who also had a banger with Lil Kim at one point, a scheme that for the most part blacklisted Ray-J who is now showing his ass on Love and Hip-Hop Hollywood for 500 dollars an episode but put the entire Kardashian clan on the map. Nevermind that their father was one of the defense attorneys for the high profile case of OJ Simpson, no that didn’t put them on the map, what put them on the map was Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian scheming up a sex tape, playing victim when it was leaked and from it the Kardashians solidified their spot as the pioneers of reality TV, while Kim Kardashian would go on to be one of the greatest sex symbols of pop culture. Kim would then go on to grab Reggie Bush at the highlight of his career of course and parade him on the show which did wonders for ratings because not only had you seen the sex tape, was told Kim strips down naked more than once in the show and come to find out one of the hottest football players would be making an appearance, sign me up right? Wrong! Thank goodness senses were come to and Reggie and Kim split, that didn’t stop Kim though because it only gets worse from there.
Let us talk about how poor Kris Humphries was made to believe that he and Kim fell in love at first sight and after a few months of dating not only did she get him to propose but to actually go through with the wedding. Now of course on the show, per usual we were made to feel like the Kardashians were the victims, poor Kim, Kris is an asshole and doesn’t have a filter and plays too much, how horrible right. Wrong! Actually, Kim realized she had made a huge mistake when Kanye West actually began to pursue her seriously. After what 3 months she filed for an annulment and began seriously dating Kanye West, but still, we never berated her in the media for that did we, no, because according to the show she was the victim all along, Kris Humphries was horrible I tell you, horrible. Yet the whole time he was being exploited by the Kardashians for the selfish intentions of Kim Kardashian, who has big dreams of being the wife of someone who signs million dollar contracts, free insurance and sitting courtside at the games with the other basketball wives and the elite.
Some of you may ask “What would Kim need with Kris Humphries who no one knew about and I am sure wasn’t making that much money.” Let me answer that for you, you see it isn’t necessarily about the money for the Kardashians, especially for Kim, what it is about is status. What fun is having money if you don’t have the status to go along with it? What reason would Kim Kardashian, someone who started out as Paris Hilton’s assistant, have to be sitting courtside with the high rollers and the elite if no one respected her status? You have a man who is on the court then they don’t have a choice but to respect her. The Kardashians wealth is nothing without a man to give them status and it only takes ONE MAN to lead them all to the top.
Which brings me to my next point.
Kim Kardashian is the reason Kanye isn’t himself. Anytime our black men associate themselves with Kim Kardashian they risk losing themselves. Prior to associating himself with Kim Kardashian Kanye was well he was Kanye, he was always unfiltered, unapologetic and passionate Kanye. However, being mixed in with the Kardashians all of a sudden he is associated with their show, proposing on camera, showing up on episodes of the Kardashians and any true Kanye fan would know how low-key Kanye was prior to. Do I love Kanye West outburst? Of course, I do, but there was a time when Kanye West took those outburst and put them over a beat. He didn’t need the camera to get a point across. Yet, he began dealing with the biggest media whore since Anna Nicole and all of a sudden we have Kanye at odds with some of his closest industry contacts? The Throne is in Jeopardy? What? Kanye West suffering from mental illness and the world knows about it? Real Kanye fans know that Donda didn’t raise him like this and she would never approve of Kim Kardashian. What happened to Kanye is he has allowed himself to be poisoned by the Kardashian strand and therefore he is losing himself.
Kim Kardashian found the perfect opportunity when she found Kanye. You see Kanye always had dealings in the fashion industry and has always had an impeccable sense of style and trendsetting abilities. Kanye starts dating Kim Kardashian and literally upgrades her, throws out her entire wardrobe, replaces it and began to personally dress her. To add insult to injury, Kim Kardashian had been trying tirelessly with no success to get a foot into the high-end fashion industry, specifically a spot in Vogue magazine, well it’s only fitting that you start dating Kanye West who is well respected by some of the hottest high-end designers as well as personal friends with the Anna Wintour and so Kim Kardashian gets her chance to grace the cover of Vogue Magazine. Not alone, though, Kanye will accompany you. No one was checking for Kim Kardashian seriously until she began dating Kanye, he opened up a lot of doors for her and her family and like I said in order for the Kardashians to gain status it usually only takes on black savior and right now that is Kanye West. That is why he’s going crazy.
Khloe Kardashian. Khloe Kardashian was given an ultimatum by Kim Kardashian in an episode of the Kardashians either get in shape or your camera time will be cut pretty much. As a family who thrives on sexual exploitation it is a fact that no one was particularly excited to tune into the show and follow the story line of the less attractive sister whose only storyline was masking deep rooted insecurities about her weight and looks with being the more aggressively outspoken sister ready to go to war with anyone who crossed her family. I didn’t have much of an issue with Khloe actually, when she was heavier and deemed the ugly sister I feel it almost made her more down to earth and relatable, plus on multiple occasions we got to watch her attack Kims character completely unfiltered and tell her how much a problem she and Kris Jenner actually was. I was actually supportive of her relationship with Lamar Odom, especially after learning the Lamar Odom generally was attracted to women who were racially ambiguous. Then out of nowhere, Lamar Odom became a crackhead just as bad off as his father who he swore he would never be like and right before our eyes we witnessed Khloe Kardashian’s transformation from a low 4 to a perfect 20. In the process of Khloe Kardashian losing weight, she began to exhibit the usual problematic Kardashian traits. Dating the boyfriend (French Montana) of a black woman she supposedly called her friend (Trina), rocking Bantu knots and thrusting herself in the throes of Hip-Hop culture. When I mean Hip-Hop culture I mean twerking on The Games snap chat, jailhouse poses with Chris Brown, Diddy, and French Montana, using African-American Vernacular and right before our eyes, we watched her build a brand as a sex symbol on Instagram to which so many other women are shamed for. Not only that, but you would think that with as much time Khloe Kardashian spends appropriating the black culture that we wouldn’t have to worry about her posting a picture on Instagram that says “ALL LIVES MATTER.” Yeah right. Her latest victim is Tristan Thompson the basketball player and I am looking forward to seeing how fast she can get him down the aisle, on the show and then ruin his life.
Kardashian Privilege v. Blac Chyna
Now we get to the case of Blac Chyna versus the Kardashians. Check this out, Blac Chyna began dating famous rapper Tyga and somehow through Tyga’s connections becomes affiliated with the Kardashians. In that time, she and Kim Kardashian become great friends, she’s invited to family gatherings, birthday parties and she and Kim even decide to work off their baby weight together. Life is good. So even when you are sitting around one day looking at old funny Keeping Up With The Kardashian clips and you just so happen to come across the clip of a young Kylie Jenner professing her love for your fiancee and the father of your child, you all just laugh it off. Is it all in fun right? No actually it isn’t because in that time you watch Kims, little sister, slowly transforms, all of a sudden are lips are plumper, her breast is perkier, skin brighter, hair shinier, hips and thighs more toned. It’s just puberty, right? Oh no, actually it isn’t. In the same time, you notice that your man is becoming distant. He is spending more time with the Kardashians and people associated with the Kardashians, he’s picking fights and staying out all night. He hasn’t had a hit since 2012 so you know he isn’t in the studio or promoting new music. He should be dedicating his free time that he has when he isn’t working, to being with you and your son. Right? Wrong, because at the same time, Kim stops answering her phone and you’re no longer invited to family gatherings and parties. Now the rumors have started. You are being targeted by TMZ constantly with questions asking “Blac Chyna how do you feel about Tyga leaving you for a Kardashian?” Now you’re completely defending Tyga because you know the relationship status of all of the Kardashians and you know that isn’t even possible. You all just hit a rough patch, right? Wrong. You wake up 2 weeks later and the rumors are true but not only are they true it is the worst type of true, not only has he left you with no word of a split up, but he left you for the youngest Kardashian. All of a sudden Kylie Jenner is 17 some months from 18 and you see pictures of her and your man. Wow.
Blac Chyna had bigger issues on her hands though, because not only did Tyga leave her for a Kardashian he left her for an underage girl and because she was a Kardashian the rules didn’t apply. In that moment Blac Chyna witnessed what types of privileges you get for being a Kardashian. You began to understand that society treats pedophilia on a case by case basis and that when Tyga did interviews and they asked him about his relationship with Kylie Jenner, for the most part, he wasn’t berated and blacklisted. Oh no. Society continued to talk about how beautiful Kylie Jenner was and how she gained independence at 17 by moving into her own place and somehow that made her an adult and made it okay for Tyga a 27-year-old man with a child to pursue a relationship with her. In the same light though Blac Chyna was also completely demonized by the media and by society. Headlines read “Tyga leaves stripper girlfriend Blac Chyna for youngest Kardashian.” Do we notice how wrong that is? I mean if we are going to call Blac Chyna a stripper in the headlines shouldn’t we at least refer to Tyga as a pedophile and Kylie Jenner as underage? Of course not because the media and society are all about demonizing and dismantling the character and credibility of the black woman. We know that right?
The terror for Blac Chyna doesn’t end there, she pursues a relationship with Rob Kardashian and I will try to keep this explanation short and sweet. She Pursues a relationship with Rob Kardashian, Rob Kardashian who has been alienated from his family for some years. He didn’t show his face on the show anymore and he didn’t even attend the wedding of his sister Kim. So, of course, it was a big deal when he and Blac Chyna started being photographed around town together and an even bigger deal when the two got engaged and Blac Chyna got pregnant. Oh, how the tables turn right. Well not actually because in the midst of this relationship we all began to catch wind of Rob Kardashians mental illness, not only was Blac Chyna dealing with the backlash she was receiving from pursuing this relationship and the media calling her things like a “Golddigger” and “Hoe” but she was also dealing with the backlash of dealing with Rob Kardashians mental illness.
So, of course, the Kardashian privilege bestowed upon Rob Kardashian gives him the right to cry wolf whenever he and Blac Chyna have a disagreement and she decides to lock him out the house or break up with him or however that goes, somehow she is always in the wrong. Even after she came out and spoke about dealing with Rob’s mental illness and insecurities and even having Rob cosign her on it. Somehow she is still to blame. Why do you ask? Because of course nothing is ever a Kardashian’s fault. This isn’t the first time Kardashian privilege has gone on a mission to destroy the character of someone once affiliated with the Kardashians. If we remember, Rob Kardashian once dated Adrienne Bailon and this was back when he was actually hot. Well while he dated her, he was emotionally and verbally abusive as well as a serial cheater. Somehow when Adrienne Bailon decided to leave him for good it was an issue. The Kardashian women banned together and began to blame Adrienne for their brothers current emotional and physical state after she made a harmless comment during an interview about their relationship. How is it her fault that he cheated on her and instead of choosing to stick around and endure the constant disrespect, she left him and empowered herself? Why should she have stayed? How come we never addressed Robs cheating and abuse?
Kardashian abuse isn’t just for Kardashian women, it is for Kardashian men too.
I am also not even going to mention the Pepsi debacle of 2017. Really I just hate the Kardashians and everything they stand for. The media has given them unlimited power and with power comes what is supposed to be great responsibility but instead, these bitches just started collecting privilege. *Insert Eyeroll*
ANYONE WHO LIKES THE KARDASHIANS OR PEPSI PRODUCTS ARE MEDIOCRE. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU’RE KEYSHIA COLE. DON’T BE A KEYSHIA COLE ASS BITCH.
So in closing I just want to say, fuck the Kardashians, fuck anyone who likes the Kardashians, fuck E! too! Also, notice I didn’t mention Bruce Jenner too much in this post about Kardashian privilege and I did so purposely. After reading through this post you all will understand that at 60 something years old Bruce was privileged enough to decide he wanted to become Caitlyn Jenner and then get on national television and say he’s a republican who doesn’t support same-sex marriage or the LGBTQ community, seeing as how we have humans living in fear every day and are not able to be their true selves for fear of being scrutinized in the public eye, there are people who aren’t as privileged to be allowed to make that transition so easily and to be accepted so easily. He doesn’t deserve anything but the electric chair. *Drops Mic*
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